Tirade of a paralyzed mind

救貓一命就勝造六十三級浮屠

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:35:05 +0000

已經好來無update既blog 啦, 皆因哩…我既FYP (Final Year Project, 經濟學既所謂thesis 咁解, 大致上意思都係差唔多) 就來到dead line喇.. 凈返唔夠兩個月, 除咗FYP之外, 凈有兩樣FYP, 日日都有難題, 真係日日新鮮,日日金.
但係哩, 讀書換讀書, 都要Update 下D 知識啊新聞啊咁既.. 如我所料啦, 阿華哥終於順利拿下峇東埔既P44國會議席, 贏咗污桶派出所謂既親華派份子(咪就係識講幾句普通話咁姐..以前載我返學果嗰印度巴士阿叔都識講啦..D粗口重講到好順口添, 有D堂人都無佢咁犀利,唔通佢都可以參選?)好喇好喇,我重有幾個客未見, 嗱嗱聲啦…
好喇,入正題啦..嚸解我會用哩嗰title 嘞?其實就無咩特別既.. 大家都知道啦..吉隆坡哩幾日就日日落水, 又咁巖得咁撟,屋企後面既貓媽媽又生咗幾鬥貓BB, 頭先吃完晚飯返屋企啦, 俾我聽到D 喵喵聲, 走去睇睇啦…搵來搵去都搵唔到, 十成十係跌咗落水渠喇,搵下搵下原來係響車行道下面, 死喇.點算哩? 唯有硬著頭皮落去救, 無理由眼白白睇住佢地俾水沖走假…? 終於費咗九牛二虎之力, 救咗一只, 第二只因為驚我…而走咗去…唯有再行遠D啦…終於行到去前邊..俾我捉到佢,重鬧鬼佢添,害我在水渠裏行來行去(註:其實是爬,因為水渠裏實在係太窄喇,我係斜住身咁爬既,咪好似貓咁爬咯..) 出到來, 周身污遭嗮, 重無嗮力添, 因為我爬落水渠,係要搬好多嘢先之落到去水渠裏邊嫁,真係無我咁多同情心都做唔到嫁(頸hard sell =D). 係咁多啦.. D 貓BB同貓媽媽真係要多謝我啊! D人話貓有九條命,咪即係九成七,等於六十三咯..就等於哩嗰title, 救貓一命就勝造六十三級浮屠, 咁我救咗兩只貓BB喔, 既然係咁, 就更係变成救貓兩命就勝造一百二十六級浮屠啦..哈!
可能有D人唔知”車行道下面”係D咩 (其實既名我都係老作姐=P), 聽日我會影D相來解釋解釋既喇, 依家黑媽媽影唔到, 嘿嘿. 係咁先啦, 要訓教喇, 拜拜!

A = 我爬入水渠既入口, B = 貓BB困在這裏.., C = 死蠢貓由B行來C, 又行返去A, 激死…

一只白色,一只灰色(圖三),死蠢貓就是灰色嗰只

National Unity My Foot

admin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:48:29 +0000

Hey it’s the month of Merdeka Celebration once again, but i bet the government does not have any free time to prepare for the celebration event as they are more concern about how to cover up their shit holes and preparing for the Permatang Pauh by-elections. lol. Well, one may think why i will use this title as the post, to be honest this quote is no longer stranger to some of my close friend as i tend to shout it loudly during the assembly (secondary school times) and spam my friend’s blog (when they post about the malaysian singer for unity shit). Moreover, there’s no better time to use this title. UiTM the University Technology of Mara just had a parade opposing the Selangor’s Menter Besar, Khalid Ibrahim’s suggestion of opening 10% of the slot for the non-bumiputra students. How well they can react to this matter, disregard of any political point of view or education point of view. I, for one is convinced with Khalid’s idea but a friend of mine has question marks all over her face. According to her, the Permatang Pauh by election is coming real soon, so people might think that this is just a gimmick to gain more non-bumiputra votes. I LOL’ed. real hard. Apparently she did not follow the election news as the Malay is the majority voter in this area. If his announcement is a marketing gimmick, then surely he is digging his own grave, no? Oh ya, before i forget, UiTM has a branch at this area too, so i am not amaze that many people have the naive thinking of my friend. LOL.

Pictures show the monkey rempit head (or crowd leader) hand over the memorandum to the Selangor Government representatives

Of course, there is also few event that has totally dissappoint me, one of them is the faggot Zulkifli Noordin, the MP of Baling, led a bunch of monkey to protest the Islam Conversion Forum, heck the crowd is consist of all PKR, PAS and even UMNO members (weird huh?), with all the “Jangan Cabar Islam, Jangan Gugat Islam” banner. lol. Makes me think of the “Polis Kata Jangan” statement by Pak Lah.

Yeah. Not only this. PAS leader, Hadi Awang announce that if the nation is rule by a non-muslim (or non-malay) on the historical 916 day, PAS will quit Pakatan Rakyat. Again, another negative statement to further reduce the people’s confidence of Pakatan Rakyat. Where’s all his sweet words before the 308 election? Er…Negara kebajikan? The reason he given is that if a non-bumi is ruling the country, all the bumi privillege will hilang and it will harm the nation and its citizen. lol. abang, belum cuba belum tahu, sekali cuba hari hari mahu oh! How you know the “future” leader will take away all the privillege. Ada 6th sense ka?? Anyway, i don’t feel strange of all these events, as i am ready to take this on (my music player is playing “We Are Ready”, the theme song of Beijing Olympics 2008). This is one of the major reason to force convince myself to get out of this hell hole if given the oppurtunity (wish me luck on my [future]job application[elsewhere, not in this country]). Nothing much to say, but suddenly think of a statement that quite suits to be the ending of this, which is “Only the incompetent is afraid of competition” I am not targeting anyone in specific, this is on my thoughts after i read the news of the above event. If any reader feel offended, please forgive me and don’t detain me using the ISA lol.

Added: Read some post at lowyat forum, i almost forgot the issue of UITM & Islam Conversion Forum protest, WHERE ARE THE WATER CANNON AND FRU? HINDRAF RALLY, BANDAR MAHKOTA CHERAS, BERSIH SAJA KENA KERJA KA??

Ban Avril Lavigne show, demands PAS

admin — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:34:49 +0000

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 — Pas has demanded the government ban pop superstar Avril Lavigne from performing in the country, saying that it would insult the Merdeka freedom fighters.

Kuala Lumpur Pas Youth chief Kamaruzaman Mohamad said the government should instead hold patriotic and civilised concerts as well as organise history-writing contests and historical exhibitions in conjunction with the 51st anniversary of the country’s independence.

“If we allow the concert to proceed, it will be an insult to our freedom fighters,” he said, according to harakahdaily.net.

He led the movement’s exco members in handing over a protest note to Mayor Datuk Abdul Hakim Borhan and a Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry official here yesterday, demanding the ban on the concert by the Canadian pop sensation who is scheduled to perform at Stadium Merdeka on Aug 29.

The protest note also demanded that the Central Committee for Filming and Performance by Foreign Artists (Puspal) not issue the permit for the concert.

Last month the same Pas group was also responsible in preventing Indonesian dangdut sensation Inul Daratista from performing in the capital city, citing among the many reasons that her concert would have been too erotic and almost pornographic as well as capable of corrupting the minds of young Malaysians.

Inul’s concert was cancelled despite Puspal’s approval.

Citing its oft-quoted reasoning, Kamaruzaman said Lavigne’s rock and punk elements were not suitable to be shown to Malaysia’s young generation.

The 23-year-old Lavigne’s show here is part of her world tour covering Singapore, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the Philippines and the United States.

The award-winning singer is known for her top hit songs such as “Girlfriend”, “Complicated” and “My Happy Ending”.

Her 2002 debut album “Let Go” sold more than 16 million copies internationally. At the age of 18, when she became a multiple winner of the Canadian music awards, she shocked the music industry when she criticised US President George W. Bush for the invasion of Iraq.

http://themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/headlines/42-lead-stories/2729-ban-avril-lavigne-show-demands-pas

I laugh for almost 5 minutes after i finished the article. not too sure about you. just want to know how her concert will be an insult to the freedom fighters… lol… anyone can feel anything?

New Member in My Jersey Collection

admin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:37:22 +0000

Nothing much to update really, was sick for the past 1 week. Although quite a lot of thing happen in the politics scene but don’t really have the mood to post it up. Just want to wish Anwar Ibrahim all the best in the upcoming sub-election. Am deadly sure BN is gonna come out with all kinda shit to prevent him from entering the Parliament.

Anyway, here comes the main character. The Manchester United Uefa Champions League Final 2007-2008 Jersey with Final Embroidery and Rooney 10 NN has just been handed to me by my cousin bro. Fresh (not so fresh, he bought it 2 days after the final. He bought a plain (NN-less) and a BPL Home w/ Ronaldo 7 NN. and i got this! Missed the 99 Glory Treble Jersey. But surely not gonna miss it. :P. If every year win then i am gonna bankrupt very soon(although this piece if a gift from my cousin and uncle) lol. anyway, here is the pictars!

PM: Existing DNA of Anwar too old

admin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:10:42 +0000

Existing DNA sample too old, says PM
The authorities require a fresh DNA sample from Anwar Ibrahim because the sample extracted 10 years ago is too old, said Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today.

Bahasa Malaysia| Malay Language

According to Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi, the existing DNA record of Anwar Ibrahim is too old and new record is required so that the investigation can be carry on. Anwar Ibrahim refuse to take new DNA test and conclude that the sodomice charge of him is a political conspiracy. He also claim that the charge is to prevent him from entering the Parliament by contesting in any upcoming election. Well, from my knowledge, DNA will never change and the record can be use like, forever? how come pak lah claim that the record is already old and cannot be used anymore? am i missing out in any latest DNA research? hmm…

Besides, Abdullah Badawi also urged Anwar Ibrahim to cooperate with the police force and guaranteed the latter and his wife, Wan Azizah that the “black eye” case will definitely not happen again.

Historical debate, Anwar vs Shabery

admin — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:04:30 +0000

I don’t know whether are we lucky or not. But we have the opportunity to cross over a new millennium, watched how the oppositions denied BN’s two third majority. Besides, we witnessed how Manchester United defeat Bayern Munchen and Chelsea in the most dramatic way. Yesterday, we have a historical TV programme aired on the local and satellite TV stations. A debate between PKR De Facto leader, Anwar Ibrahim against the Information Minister Shabery Cheek on the fuel price hike issue. Needless to say, the BN monkey has try his very best to share his opinion and protect his party about their standpoint. In fact, he even dug out the old story of Anwar Ibrahim during the latter’s time as deputy prime minister and start on with their most powerful weapon which is personal attack. This method is often used by the BN monkey, so i am not surprise here. What i am surprise is he can’t even answer a question properly. When asked about the previous fuel price hike of 30 cents few years ago, “beloved” prime minister promised to spend the savings on improving the public transport (which he failed to do so). His answer did not even touch the topic on public transport, how on earth as an Information Minister can start to drift away from topic during a debate or he know nuts about the question? Skeptical, no? all he knows is repeat and repeat the old stories which is older than myself or Venezuela and Iran (he only knows about this country,eh?). On the other hand, Anwar brought some topics which cemented by convincing facts and points which Shabery failed. Needless to say much, Anwar is my pick. Yes i am biased. Not that i am a fan of him, just that i am frustrated with how Shabery carry out his speech, obviously his objective for yesteday is to play down Anwar Ibrahim. Shame on you, Shab. Now! fulfill your pledge and leave your resignation letter and get your ass out of the country.

Although Shabery did not perform well in the debate. Anyway, there is still prize for his courage and bravery. In your face, Shabery!

More Videos of the debate: Malaysiakini Youtube Page

P1i Photography My Dog Toto

admin — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:22:25 +0000

Just trying my newly procured handphone, Sony Ericsson P1i from a lenglui forummer of lowyat.net. After spending sometime update to the latest firmware, i tried to snap some photo, here is my dog’s photo. Just playing around, nothing serious. Bye

Another handphone stolen at KL Sentral KTM

admin — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:29:55 +0000

Just 1 week after i lost my cellphone on my way back from Langkawi at KL Sentral KTM station. There is another reported case of stolen K810i from a lowyat.net forummer “K810i Stolen at KL Sentral KTM”. My case was i called my dad to wait for me at the Jalan Templer station right before the train comes, then i put my cellphone into the pocket and pick up my baggage then queue up before entering the train. Walla, i lost my phone when i am queueing up. So as a precaution, hold your cellphone while queueing up or hook up with a earphone listening to the mp3 so u you know your handphone is attach with you. Friend, please be aware and take extra precaution, my dad’s friend told me actually there’re bunch of nigga loitering there and searching for possible “victims”, i am not assure of the claim but well worth to take note about this. Take care guys

Anothe case found here:

Last semester before entering the working society

admin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:28:37 +0000

See my new timetable.. chun right? 1 class everyday… so free so that we can have more time to do FYP huh? but they didn’t put petrol costing, car park costing and time into consideration. What a moronic timetable management.. well. did not have the mood to update the blog because my cellphone just kena stolen on my way back from langkawi.. now still considering which new phone to buy… S.E. P1i or G900i, your pick? please?

Connected… at the eagle island

admin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:09:27 +0000

hey hey, currently borrowing mindkiller’s pda to online a while. the weather today is as crap as pak lah… raining all day long..wasted sia….anyway, will be back to kl tml..stay tune..lotsa pic on the way..